The Presidential Erection Dance | Drag Party Tickets go on sale Thursday, October 3rd at 10am. Got 2016/2020 election trauma? This year – do the election right. Don’t go home and stress watch the results; instead come to the Crystal Ballroom to dance the night away and catch some voting themed drag from: Ricky Mortis…
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Age Limit: 21+
NICE, a Fest – Friday
THIS IS A FRIDAY ONLY TICKET FOR NICE, a fest 2024! 🙂 feat. Ian Sweet, Hannah Mohan, Mallcops, Pet Fox, Little Fuss, and more! NICE, a fest is BACK for it’s 4th year July 25 – 28 in Davis Square Somerville! More info at https://www.niceafest.com/ Calling All Crows is the nonprofit beneficiary of NICE, a…
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HOLE SHOW
HOLE SHOW: Wolves AND Wall Street HOLE SHOW is back this December at the Crystal Ballroom, and the theme is Wolves AND Wall Street! Right in the thick of End of Year Capitalism, don your freakiest business class, or fit-for-a-hunt-with-the-pack attire. Many of us have cosplayed as business professionals, or feral little freaks before, so…
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MOMS UNHINGED
Go Big Productions presents MOMS UNHINGED Tickets on sale Wednesday, June 5 at 10:00 AM ET Join us for a night of laughter as we explore everything from motherhood, midlife crisis, marriage, divorce, online dating, and other things that irritate us. Men are welcome to the show, too. Moms Unhinged has been selling out shows…
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Hole Show
Hole Show HOLE SHOW is a weird as hell, and wild as fuck dance/drag/art party, every other month, at the Crystal Ballroom. Expect unhinged queer excellence from the Best of Boston’s performing scene, AND a showcase performance from some Freak from out of town. Hole has Kings, Things, Burlesquers, Queens, and so much more. Voted…
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Hole Show
Hold on to your stingers, and reach for the antihistamines, you don’t wanna sneeze and miss out on buying tickets to HOLE SHOW: BIRDS AND BEES! We are welcoming springtime joy (snot season), by giving you a theme that you might already know a thing or two about! Birds, Bees, …and what’s that thing between…
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InFATuation (Sunday – SOLD OUT)
InFATuation This show is sold out. InFATuation is an electrifying night of burlesque and drag celebrating fat bodies! Let’s kiss body shaming goodbye and kick its ass right out the door with this truly stunning array of zaftig beauties, brought to you by Jane Doe and Dahlia Strack. You’ll need a forklift to pick your…
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Nista Heart Studio
Nista Heart Studio A fight themed aerial cabaret with pole dance, hoop, acro and heels performances! Emceed by Maxine Harrison.
The Crystal MEAT Ball
The Crystal MEAT Ball Join us for Crystal Ballroom’s new Queer Dance Party featuring DJ Curtis Atchison from Midnight Society + more special guests!
NOT YOUR USUAL BURNS NIGHT
NOT YOUR USUAL BURNS NIGHT January 25, 2024 5:30 – 11:00 pm Please join The National Trust for Scotland Foundation USA, NHSCOT, Scots in New England, Scottish Development International, and the British Consulate General Boston for our inaugural “Not Your Usual Burns Night” celebration on Thursday, January 25, 2024, at the Crystal Ballroom in Somerville’s…
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